How to flip someone off via text message.

Long day? Got a text with an attitude you'd rather not deal with today?

Flip them off.

.!.

BACH

I am John Bach...

... and apparently, I used to be the 60+ year old Assistant Coach for the Chicago Bulls back in '91...



And yes, I am still finding time in the day to waste precious moments of my life on google.

Night out in the Asia of South County... Irvine

Last night, my good Korean friend, Amy Baker (she's half. No one's perfect), hit me up for some hang time. So naturally, I took her to get some good wholesome Korean food at Ka Ju Tofo Restaurant.

For those of you unfamiliar with Korean cuisine, it's like having your own mini buffet on the table.

Observe exhibit A...



Everything is served with rice (surprise) and at this particular restaurant, a fried fish, head intact.

Exhibit B...



Mine was a tough one and fought for its life as i devoured its salty meat. It attacked my chop stick and died when he tried to swallow it. Then I ate him whole.




To my dismay, Amy didn't eat hers. "I don't like bone in my mouth," she tells me.

?!?!?!?!?!?!?



After dinner, we headed across the street for dessert at Yogurtland where Amy forced me to visit the Hello Kitty stationary and accessory store next door. Her mistake... because this Hello Kitty store was just a front for the real goods. Japanese Photo Booths.




Now, if you know anything about me, you know I work for Red Cheese Photo Booth. So you can only imagine my enthusiasm for this amazing discovery. The main difference though between normal photo booths and Japanese ones is that after you take your pictures, you get to bedazzle them...

...and the result...






And, the grand finale...





Be jealous. You'll never get to have this much fun without being Korean.

BACH

Holy crap this is funny.

As overrated as posting the typical Family Guy clip has become,

This is f-ing hilarious.



BACH

What is Aink Davis?

This being the first blog, I should explain the reasoning behind such a weird name.

Aink Davis? What is that? He sounds cool. I want to be like him.

... at least that's what I would think.

Let's go back about 5 years to the year 2003.

I was enjoying my slumber one summer night, when I had one of those vivid, colorful dreams... the kind you remember nothing about the following morning. All I can tell you is that during this dream, the most amazing band name came to mind. Something so awesome, it made you want to sell your soul to be this band. A name that would carry the band. Because we all know when starting a band, "the first thing you need is a name. Then you'll know what kind of band you got." -Lucas, Empire Records.

I managed to wake up just enough to scribble this fantastical band name on a piece of paper and went back to sleep.

Wake up the next morning, brush my teeth, hop in the shower, and as I'm drying myself off, I see this little piece of torn off envelope with chicken scratch on it. I pick it up trying to make out the words. I can tell it's my hand writing, but I can't make out the words. Is it something I was suppose to do today? Maybe a cool beat I wrote down last night? And after staring at it for a few minutes, I got smart and flipped it right side up.

Aink Davis.

Then it all clicked. The dream that gave me the most awesome band name ever. A name so awesome, I've pitched it to every band I've been in and has never failed to be rejected. It's too big of a name for anyone to understand anyway. Way too ahead of their time.

So that's the story behind the name. Now figure out who he has morphed into.